Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

Want proof that I'm certifiable?


I'm pregnant. AGAIN.


I'm three months along (due Jan 21, 2011).
Dylan is almost 8 months old.
They'll be fourteen months apart, if this baby is a few days late.
Yes, we know what causes this.
Yes, we own a TV.
No, we don't have cable.

Anything else?