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What makes you think that?

We walked to school again today to get Trea. Beautiful day! As I was leaving the school with Trea, Adia, two of the neighbor kids (who are 5 and 3) and the babies in the double stroller, the crossing guard asked me if I was running a daycare. No, no I am not. You couldn't pay me enough!

Open Letters

Dear Universe, Bad things come in threes. You are over your quota. BACK OFF! Me Dear Dylan, Just because you CAN open the oven and CAN scale every piece of furniture in the house doesn't mean you SHOULD. Your loving mother Dear Trea and Adia, Just because I choose to ignore much of the noise in this house, doesn't mean I'm deaf. When you are laughing and shrieking when you are supposed to be asleep, I CAN HEAR YOU! Knock it off and get some sleep. Mom Dear Insurance Company, If my house happens to burn to the ground when no one's home, and all our really important keepsakes just happen to be in storage, does that look suspicious? Not that I'm trying to get out of cleaning it or anything. . . Me