Saturday, October 04, 2008

Watch out for the karma bus, dude

To the guy who found my purse today, after I dropped it in the Wal-Mart parking lot:

Thank you for turning my wallet into Customer Service. I really do appreciate not having to replace my license, medical insurance cards (for me and the kids), library card, transit pass, and other miscellaneous cards. It's ok that it took you ten hours to turn it in; I'm sure you had to run home and try the credit and debit cards (cancelled them already, sucker!). Oh, and you're welcome to the five dollars and change you took before turning in the wallet.

I do wish you'd turned in the purse as well, of course, but now I get to buy a new one. I hope you enjoy my glasses (although it's a very weak prescription, and they are pretty feminine frames.) There's some lip balm, two pens, and a bunch of receipts. You're welcome to those too. Try to cash either of those checks, though, and I will nail your butt to the proverbial wall.

By the way, the nice elderly lady at the Customer Service desk is totally on to you. She told me you looked guilty.

Have a nice day!



Ariana said...

Aaaaahhhh! What a pain! I hope the karma catches up with him. I would watch your credit though to make sure he didn't try opening accounts or anything in your name... Also I would file a police report since there was that big time lag before he turned it in. You never know!

Kimberly said...

That stinks!! Jason lost his wallet 2 months ago and we still haven't found it. It's such a pain to deal with!!